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2boys1cup:

true love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you’ve already illegally downloaded it

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scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

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‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

(Quelle: icelikelollies, via tightvaginas)

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lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

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historicaltimes:

Four Thousand Years of World History:
Interactive version of John B. Sparks’ Histomap
historicaltimes:

Mt. Rushmore before being carved, 1926

smallvagina:

You put the dick between your legs, but you don’t actually give it the power to fuck you. A metaphor.

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amoyed:

when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plateimage

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